Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

Now unless you are interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich, I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon

Are you telling me that your vampire hating alter-ego has a stake that can kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?

Damon

Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball.

Damon

Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in Heaven.

Damon

Apparently my choices have been a bit controversial lately.

Damon

(to Bonnie and Jeremy after Klaus throws a piece of a wooden fence) Get down! (to Klaus) Missed me! (after Klaus throws another piece) Missed me again!

Damon

(about Abby) I'm sorry. I forgot about her stellar record in the dependability department.

Damon

Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

Damon

Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.

Damon

Your choice, Elena. As always.

Damon

Way to get her hopes up for something that's never happened in the history of vampirism

Damon

Seriously. Stop looking at me like that, Liz. If I was going to kill 12 people, I wouldn't blow them up; I'd have a dinner party.

Damon

And the scenery is to die for. Ah. Funeral pun. Too soon. Sorry.

Damon

Good day for a midlife crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due.

Damon

That hunter jacked Tyler Lockwood of his werewolf venom last night. So basically he's got vampire poison in a bottle. And I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him.