Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

No one's gonna hurt you. Especially not my brother.

Damon

Great work tonight, Ric. Sorry about the car, man. Bummer.

Damon

Well I don't have time for vengeful Lockwood. When I kill someone, they're supposed to stay dead.

Damon

Tyler can't be helped, at least not while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.

Damon

Careful, Stefan. Your humanity's showing.

Damon

Elena, this thing blows up in our face, just remember only one of us heals quickly.

Damon

I can't drink all this by myself! I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.

Damon

And they use their ju-ju to screw with my daylight ring.

Damon

When are you going to get it? Stop saving me!

Damon

You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.

Damon

Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse.

Damon

Oh, yes. This is about me kissing Elena. Just remember if it wasn't for Klaus you wouldn't have become such a dick, and that kiss would never have happened. So get ready, and get happy. We're going to negotiate a fake truce and I don't want your attitude screwing it up.

Damon

Why do you look like someone shot a panda bear?

Damon

A) What if she's with Esther? B) What if she can't cut her off? C) I don't know how any of this stuff works. And D) Neither do you.

Damon

Have you been eating the relatives again?