Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger...the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe...you need to find this witch burial ground?

Damon

Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find one.

Damon

Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."

Damon

Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.

Damon

I'll be super pissed if you lock me out.

Damon

(dancing with Elena) I have moves you've never seen before, girl.

Damon

You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death decisions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.

Let me be clear about something, alright? If it comes down to you and the witch again, I will gladly let Bonnie die. I will always...choose...you.

Damon

It feels worse.

Damon

(stops two girls carrying a liquor bottle) Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. (points to the bottle) You don't want that. You want the cheap, young stuff over by the cheap, young people.

Damon

Happy Birthday, Elena. Stefan killed Andie! Cake?

Damon

Here we are. Stefan's second personality home.

Damon

I'm going to let you in on a little secret... "Founder's parties" are just an excuse for the council to gather in backrooms and plot against vampires.

Damon

Hey, the two brunettes on the staircase owe me a Persian rug.

Damon

You know Stefan. Journaling, reading, shaping his hair...