Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

Oh, teens today and their underage drinking. Tragic.

Damon

If you want to drop the hint to your mom that Aimee's body is at the bottom of a ravine with a cracked spine, might save your mom some time.

Damon

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliché of it all makes me itch.

Damon

If you're setting me up in any way, I will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Damon

If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.

Damon

Well, "A", he can't do anything about it, and "B"...what I just said.

Damon

I've been dead before. I got over it.

Damon

If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

Damon

Why does everybody think I'm upset about Rose? I'm fine! I don't know if you know this - sometimes vampires die.

Damon

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon

I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm a good guy now, remember?

Damon

If I did, who would report her death?

Damon

I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

Damon

There's no such thing as a bad idea! Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

Guess who's coming to dinner?