Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

Do you trust me?

Elena

Yes.

Damon

Then you have nothing to worry about.

Damon

I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.

Well, technically you could still offer.

Damon

Why feed on vampires? Don't tell it's for the smooth after taste.

I had a hand in creating vampires, but bloodlust was never my intention. Over the centuries I learned to feed from the predator, not the innocent.

Invite only, vampire.

Damon

Here's my RSVP. (pulls out his heart) Hybrid.

Damon

What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me!

Bonnie

You’re not supposed to kill Tyler!

Elena

Hey, Damon, look at me. Hey! We'll survive this. We always survive.

Damon

We're never getting Stefan back. You know that, don't you?

Elena

Then we'll have to let him go. Okay? We'll let him go.

Damon

We thought of everything, Elena! Klaus having hybrids. Mikael turning on us. We brought in Katherine so you weren`t in danger. Anything that could have gone wrong, we were prepared!

Elena

I don`t understand. Stefan wanted Klaus dead. More than anything. That`s what we were counting on.

Damon

We blew it.

Elena

Where`s Katherine?

Damon

She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad.

Elena

Well, you're day drunk. It's not exactly your most attractive look.

Damon

Oh? And what is my 'most attractive look'?

Elena

I'm not saying that you have any attractive look. I'm just saying...this is my least favorite one.

Klaus

My sister has gone missing.

Damon

Cute, blonde bombshell? Psycho? Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Damon

My brother is sort of running his own show right now.

Elena

Yeah, well my brother just chopped of someone's head.

Elena

Thank you.

Damon

No problem.

Elena

Not just for this, Damon. For everything. I don't know what I would do if you weren't here.

Damon

(sighs) You should know this, Elena. Stefan didn't screw us over. He screwed us over, but he had a good reason.

Elena

What?

Damon

He saved Klaus to save me. Then he stole the coffins to get even.

Elena

Damon, if he did it to protect you, then why would he even do that? What does that even mean?

Damon

What does it mean? It means I'm an idiot! 'Cause I thought, for one second, that I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.

Elena

Wait, what are you talking about? Guilty for what?

Damon

(looks pointedly at her) For wanting what I want.

Elena

Damon,...

Damon

No, I know. Believe me I get it. My "brother's girl", and all... (starts to walk away, then stops) No. (turns back) You know what? If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. (kisses Elena)

Damon

Stefan just grabbed Elena.

Klaus

Well, he's getting desperate.

Damon

He's going to try to use her against you. Do what he says. Get rid of your hybrids.

Klaus

Or what? Stefan would never dream of killing her.

Damon

Are you sure about that? He just tried to behead someone in the middle of a council party. He's operating on crazy right now.

Klaus

Well crazy or not, that kind of love never dies. He's bluffing.

Damon

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But if you don't wanna believe him, believe me. I know my brother better than anyone and right now I don't have a clue how far he's willing to take this. So if he says blink, I suggest you blink.

Elena

Bonnie hasn't seen her mom in over 15 years. We don't need your snarky commentary narrating the experience.

Bonnie

What's going on with you two?

Damon

We kissed, now it's weird. Have a great trip.

Alaric

Are you still obsessed of Meredith? I mean, don't you have an original vampire to care about? (as he lifts weights)

Damon

Ah ah ah, do ten more of those. You're gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. Self-defense and all.

Damon

(about the coffins) Well, Bonnie gave me the heads-up. I didn't have enough time, to get all four, but I did have time to get one.

Klaus

I will tear you apart, limb from limb. And only then, when you're a riving mass of blood and flesh, will I rip your heart from your chest.

Damon

Sorry. The same rules apply. You know, leverage and all. I know you want your family back. But something tells me, you want what's in that coffin a lot more.

Stefan

Oh, you're still alive. I assume, that means Klaus didn't get his coffins.

Damon

Don't look so happy, I was only able to get one of them out in time. The locked one.

Stefan

Probably a good choice.

Damon

Yeah. You know, if you're banking on Bonnie's mom to open it, you're screwed. She doesn't have any powers.

Stefan

Doesn't surprise me. It's been that kind of night.