I'm sorry, but it's just not cool.
ArthurWell, who made you the arbiter of cool?
It is Batmanuel's divine mission. He can do nothing about it.
Played by David Burke
The Tick (live-action) · 76 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Tick (live-action): in 19 of its 76 quotes
Most scenes with: Tick (11), Batmanuel (3)
Scenes with Arthur 15
Arthur
Why is that fella wearing a dress?
Arthur[whispering] Because he's the judge.
Well, I judge him and find him funny!
Aaaaah... my head feels like-like it's gonna have a baby!
ArthurIt's called a headache.
It has a NAME?!?
[Arthur pours some aspirin into Tick's hand. Tick pops them into his mouth and chews them.]
Ewwww! This is the worst tasting candy, ever!
Gimme that ! (snatches the judge's gavel) Who died and made you the cross-dressing king of justice?
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ArthurContempt of COURT?!?
Well, "contempt" is a strong word. I certainly didn't like court very much...
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