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Malcolm and Steve in “Series 3, Episode 7”

How are the hacks?

Ready to eat their own cocks.

They're only journalists, Steve, not fucking Rangers supporters.

I know they are.

Yeah, well, I need 10 minutes. I need to google some jokes about Andy Murray.

Shall I go first?

Warm them up. Tell them Olivier is on his way, but in the meantime, here's an audience with Peter fucking Bowles.

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