(Malcolm brings EVERYBODY into the Control Room!)
I just want to add to the party atmosphere. I'm perfectly entitled to this.
(While Malcolm is doing this, Stewart is reading a text message off of Janice's computer screen.)
Gather round, everybody. There is a text here from Tim in Ruislip. This is what Tim's text says: "Nicola is a hypocrite. JFU also donate to the government. In fact, they donate twice as much as they do to the opposition."
(in the studio) Can I just say to the listeners at home, I have no idea what's going on now. We're in a studio, there's another room next door...
(pushing everybody out) We have to get out, right? Okay. Let's get, you know...
(to Malcolm) What do you reckon, Malcolm? It seems like a big issue to me.
It's not. We're going to move on to piercings.
(to Janice) Janice, I'm sure in the interest of balance, you'll want to...
Right, can you shut up, right? Malcolm's right, I decide what is news.
Absolutely.
And this is fucking news!
Bullshit! Right. See this here? (Malcolm goes to the "Shut Down" button.) You do it and I will press this fucking button.
Don't fucking threaten me!
This switch...
Richard, Tim in Ruislip.
You do that and I will...
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