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Malcolm, Glenn and others in “Series 3, Episode 3”

(deleted scene)

And I need you, big man.

Why?

Because I'm gonna invite some hacks up here. I'm gonna give them some drinks, and I'm gonna show them what good mates we are, huh?

Do we have to?

Yes, we do have to do it! And I want you to be telling some really fucking amusing anecdotes about our long weekend in Prague.

(to Ollie) He's gonna hit me again, isn't he? I don't mind being hit, it's just the making up afterwards that scares me shitless.

(deleted scene)

Terri, I really need you to come down here and help me. All I've got here, right, is a psycho man, a bleeding man and a sarky teenager. It's like some fucking logic problem: 'How do I get the chickens across the river? How do I get the fucking chickens across the river?'

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