Nicholson! NICHOLSON! The immigration shit. It was you, wasn't it? You mimsy bastard Quisling leak fuck!
Sorry, what are you talking about?
Yeah yeah yeah, you will be sorry, you inflatable cock. You fucking sold us out, didn't you? DENY IT!
Well, James, I can't deny something until I have the actual charge presented to me –
(impersonating Julius) 'Oh oh oh, the actual charge.' (normal voice) You mean apart from the charge you're gonna get when I clamp jump leads to your baldy bollocks? Okay, okay, okay! You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind, but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shithole, by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am gonna have your guts as a skipping rope, and your lungs sun-dried and turned into a little fucking waistcoat!
James, technically it was not a leak, because firstly it's not confidential infor–
Eat that prawn. Eat that fucking prawn.
I'm not eating prawns, Malcolm, I'm on – I'm just telling you –
Eat that prawn. (throws a slice of pizza at Julius) Eat a bit of fucking pizza.
Don't be stupid. Malcolm –
Eat another prawn. (throws a prawn)
Stop it!
(throws more food) Have some fucking chow mein!
Malcolm –
Here, stuff it in his fucking head! Stuff it in his big baby head!
(to Ollie, who has just returned with some cheese) Get that fucking cheese over there!
EAT THE CHEESE!
I don't want the cheese, stop it!
Go on, have some!
(throwing food at Julius) EAT THE CHEESE! EAT THE FUC–
(being pelted by Malcolm and Ollie) This isn't funny, this is an expensive suit! James, just –
Fuck!
What the fuck are you doing, mate? (runs out of the door)
Hey hey hey, right!
EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE! (chasing after Julius) EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
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