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Glenn (in his sister's Welsh cottage, on the phone): Ah, Malcolm. Terri's just rung about the wankers' announcement, and I thought you'd want to know, Hugh's on the way to the airport, but do you want me to definitely tell him to get on the plane?
No, it's too fucking late. What's he gonna do, come and shadow the shadow of DoSAC shadowing him? Show him where the bogs are?
Yeah, but you told me to tell him to come home.
Did I?
Yeah!
Ollie (in Malcolm's office, on the phone): Right, Hugh, hi. Er, no, I don't think you're going to be wanted back here.
What is the problem?
He's on some road somewhere where he can't do a U-turn for about five miles or something.
Good! I like to know that I can still make him miserable even though he's 12,000 miles away.
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