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Jamie, Ben and others in “The Rise Of The Nutters”

(deleted scene)

Is your department looking at a 10 million overspend? Yes, or no?

Well, I don't have the figures to hand, but all I can say is that if there has been an overspend or a perceived overspend within this department, then certainly I think I've – (sees Jamie mime fellatio) He's not gonna do that, is he?

Oh yes, he will, and he will do a lot more. Jazz hands, he'll be touching you up under the table, he's got all the tricks.

No he won't! Fuck off, Malcolm.

You, listen. First things first: you need some interruption lines, yeah? Something that you can throw in.

All right: how about, er, 'I will answer the questions in the order you asked them, Jeremy'.

That makes you sound like a smug Oxbridge twat. Oh, I know you are, but everyone doesn't need to know.

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