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Ollie, Hugh and others in “Series 2, Episode 3”

(Hugh and Glenn return from their Education Select Committee appearance.)

How was that?

I lied to the Select Committee. I lied! Is Tucker in the building?

Malcolm in the Middle.

What?

It's just what they're calling him now, 'cause he can stand in the middle of the atrium and just shout at all the departments.

Well I don't want to see him, not at the moment, I can't take one of his scenes from The Exorcist just now.

Look, I don't think Ballentine's on to anything.

Oh no? No? Well, why did she keep asking, 'Just one expert? Only one? Not two experts? Less than three but not two?' The fucking bitch.

It's her style, look, she's just trying to throw you off balance like a sumo wrestler.

Well it worked: there I was on the floor in a big fucking nappy.

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