(Malcolm joins Glenn and Hugh in the office.)
So did you enjoy the show?
(to Malcolm, jokingly) You were magnificent, darling.
(to Malcolm) Yeah, should I phone Keith so that I can get his team to watch you bollock me now?
(to Hugh) No no no no. Have I got my bollocking face on?
Well...
No. This is my bollocking face?
(Malcolm shows Hugh his infamous "bollocking stare.")
Oh, crikey, yes. Thanks for the pot plant, by the way.
Did I send that?
As an office warming present.
Christ, she's a great P.A., isn't she, Sam?
Yeah.
She always remembers the little people. (looking at the plant) Look at the size of that. Fuck, you could fucking crucify somebody on that. (back to Glenn and Hugh) So what do you think of the new building, eh?
Yeah, I can't wait to move upstairs, actually, because I don't really like the glass walls on-on, on this floor. I just feel a bit exposed.
Like a whore in a Reeperbahn window.
(on the phone, calling out to Glenn) Glenn, it's Ollie. He wants you to go through and clarify the Citizenship brief.
(to Terri) How much, love?
Sorry?
Okay, I'm on it.
(to Glenn) I'll catch you later.
(to Hugh, smiling) I like your tan, by the way.
Thank you.
Have you declared it? Staying at the villa of an influential friend?
I-I haven't got any influential friends, Malcolm. You are my only influential friend.
Oh yeah. And I'm not really your friend.
You're not really my friend.
So this, uh, Super Schools Bill...
Yep.
You don't think it's so super, do you?
(Malcolm gives Hugh the "bollocking stare." Again.)
You're doing it now.
(unflinching) What?
That's your bollocking face.
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