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Hugh, Ollie and others in “Series 2, Episode 2”

Glenn (entering): Oh, God, here we go again. Yeah, like Glenn, what?

Well, I was just saying, the last time you saw a snatch was...

Basic Instinct.

You see, that's good. That's the kind of repartee I need with the PM's wife. It's that final k-tsssss! you see, that's the bit I'm missing.

Yeah, well, I think you could drop the snatch material with the PM's wife, don't you?

Well, OK, between the snatch and the Euro there's some sort of happy medium.Malcolm (on the phone): He is not getting anywhere near my fucking pantry, I tell you that. That door is staying as open as a fat whore's bonehole.Hugh: Sorry I'm late, traffic was an absolute bitch. No offence, Robyn.

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