Ollie and Robyn in “Series 2, Episode 2”

Ollie

Robyn, can you send these back to archives, 'cause they're not even highlighted, I'm not going to plough through all that myself. While you're talking to them, I need the last four months of the European Digest. I'm going to be moving –

Robyn

Is it 'cause you fancy me, is that what this is all about?

Ollie

Sorry?

Robyn

Why are you so bloody rude to me? I mean, that's got to be the reason. Other people, when they come in here, they knock on the door and they say "hello", "good morning", "thank you" and "nice top" sometimes.

Ollie

Right, um, well, no. I mean, for a start, I don't fancy you. I don't know where you got that in your head, but it's probably best to get it out. If I'm slightly polite to you on a semi-regular basis, will that in any way bypass it?

Robyn

I think that would definitely do it.

Ollie

Right, fantastic. Well, thank you very much for the work you do; hi, by the way, how are you?

Robyn

I'm really well, actually.

Ollie

Great, that's great; you look lovely; can I have the fucking Digest, please? That would be terrific.

Robyn

All you had to do was ask me.

Ollie

Yeah, well, all I did do is ask. (Robyn bends down to get something) Phwoar! (She gets up and stares at Ollie) It was a joke.