(Discussing Julius Nicholson)
Can't we just kill him, shoot him?
What about we just fire him at a wall from a cannon. Just a wall two feet away.
I know, we force feed him with a mixture of garlic and Dettol in Cup-a-Soup.
What about the old red-hot poker up the arse? Edward II?
(Julius walks in)
I'd like to nail him to a tree through the head and watch lice slowly crawl over his body, eating off the flesh in a slow and painful death, (having already noticed Julius) but that rather bitter anomaly aside, most of the responses to the Warwick report press cuttings were pretty positive.
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