(Hugh and Glenn are finally back from the disastrous factory visit, talking about...piss.)
Have you, though?
What?
Ever cleaned up your own mother's piss?
No, I never knew my mother, Hugh. As you know.
Sorry. Have you--have you ever cleaned up your stepmother's piss?
No, I never cleaned her piss. It wasn't that kind of relationship.
No, nor me. Though I have to say, I've done Alicia's piss and Charlie's piss. I mean, you know, loads, loads of it. But, you know, it's only piss. It's -- Yeah, thanks. I mean, she was going on as if it was some sort of toxic waste or something, but it's, what's a bit of piss?
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