(to Geoff Holhurst) How much fucking shit is there on the menu, and what fucking FLAVOUR is it?
(on the phone to Emma) Oh, Malcolm? No no, that's – I'm in a Scottish restaurant, some man's complaining 'cause they've under-fried his Mars Bar – yeah, of course it's Malcolm! (beat) Well, Malcolm's all sound major. That's him every day. It's like this furnace of shit. It's not -- it's not good for my system.
(to Malcolm) Christian's firm put in the second lowest tender. That's Point 1.
(on the phone to Emma) Do you fancy meeting up? Maybe tomorrow night?
(to Geoff) You're worse than dead meat. I don't know why you're laughing. You're too toxic to even feed to the vultures.
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