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Hugh, Malcolm and others in “Series 1, Episode 3”

[Hugh is still talking to Angela.]

No, no. Look, I'm very glad you brought that up, because that -- gives me...that gives me the opportunity to...Sorry...I...[Hugh's looking at Malcolm through the 'goldfish bowl'] Just mucking about...Um...

I have always maintained very clearly...

[opening the door] Hi, Angela. Sorry, sorry, sorry, can I just borrow the Minister for a moment?

Sure. Sorry, be right back with you.

[Barely audible, outside the 'goldfish bowl' where Angela was interviewing Hugh...]

[to Hugh] They're running about your fucking flat, I fucking told you about that. How the fuck did you think it was gonna run, you STUPID CUNT?! How am I supposed to control what's going on if I don't know WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! YOU'RE A FUCKING PRICK! AN ABSOLUTE CUNT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!

[While Malcolm is still yelling at Hugh, Terri opens the door to the "Goldfish Bowl." She comes in and offers to get Angela some goodies]

Angela, can I get you a fresh cup of coffee?

No, I'm fine, thanks.

Um, would you like some tea?

Nope, nope.

No biscuits or anything?

No.

Do let me know if you need anything else.

I will. Thanks very much.

[to Hugh] GET BACK IN THERE AND WRAP THIS BULLSHIT UP!

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