So what time does this Daily Mail hack get here?
Ten minutes, it's Angela Heaney, didn't I tell you?
So she left the Standard?
That's right, absolutely.
Go on then: ask me some questions.
Right, OK, I'll be Angela Heaney, and I'll ask you some questions.
My God, that's uncanny. Mind you, your tits are a bit bigger than hers.
Is it true that, although this Housing Bill went through Parliament with incredible ease –
Actually, can you just do it as yourself? Sorry, it's just slightly unsettling.
Right, erm – that you'll find a lot of difficulty in the real world?
On the contrary, this Bill is going to do an extraordinary amount of good for an extraordinarily large number of people. Ordinary people, but ordinary people who deserve a little bit of the extraordinary in their lives.
[both start giggling]
Perfect. That's brilliant. That's brilliant!
It's a piece of piss.
There you are, you see.
Go on, ask me something hard.
Where's the Nazi gold, you donkey-shagger?
I'm very pleased you asked me that, Angela, because let me just say right away that this Bill is going to do an extraordinary amount of good for an extraordinarily large –
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