I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.
Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.
When?
When I say postponed, I mean dumped!
She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!
What club?
The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.
That's your idea of gentle?
Hey, I didn't kick him.
You're lying.
I got it directly from the source. Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me... [breathes in for air] It's over.
But why? What happened?
She got back together with her camp boyfriend.
No! Not Joaquin! The one with the 12-speed bike and the puka shell necklace! This is horrible.
Ok, buddy, this was a tough break, but there are lots of fish in the sea.
[crying] I don't want a fish... I want I-i-irma!
Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish!
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