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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I will not be weak.

Otto, get up…

[Octavius grabs Osborn with one of his mechanical arms and flings him to the wall]

Silence, you imperious moron!

Whoa, there, slinky! Mr. Osborn here helped save your life!

[Octavius grabs Spider-man and does the same]

For the record, I helped save your life too.

Do not insult my intelligence, *hero*. You tracked me down and tried to destroy me! As I knew you would.

Destroy you? Pal, I don't even know you.

Oh, but I survived. And more to the point, I have improved. I am now one with my arms. Oh, you failed, Spider-Man! And your failure has given me new life.

[Octavius releases Osborn]

Otto…

Otto Octavius was weak. Call me… Doctor Octopus!

Look, Doc, have you thought this through? The next Spider-Man who finds you buried under a pile of debris might view this as a cautionary tale!

[slamming him to the ground with one of his arms] Glib.. does not... equate... with clever, Spider-Man!

Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.

Do you ever SHUT UP!?

Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

I cannot believe I once lived in this anemic hovel. Well, no more. And no more "Yes, Mr. Osborn, I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn, please, Mr. Osborn"! How I grovelled before that man. But soon the whole world shall grovel before the genius that is Doctor Octopus.

You think I'm afraid of a goofball dressed for Halloween? Don't respect what you don't fear, and there has only been one man that I have feared enough to respect.

The Big Man, alias L. Thompson Lincoln. You see, I've peeked behind his mask...

Lincoln is the mask! The real Big Man's Tombstone, 'cause that's all that's left after you cross him.

In that case, then, a man in your position would surely have acquired... [extends tongue blade of glider towards Hammerhead's throat] life insurance.

[While fighting with Spidey] We both want Tombstone out of the picture– [Gets elbowed in the face]

For completely different reasons!

Details, details. And speaking of details, I've got a jump-drive with enough incriminating evidence to put Tombstone down for good!

Great! Fork it over, I'll turn you both in!

Ah, ah, ah! I don't have it on me, but I will have it tonight!

When tonight? Where?

[to the camera] Anyone else getting déja vu? Oh, well! Let's run with it! [to Spidey] Believe me, you'll know.

This makes no sense. If Har... If this kid's the Goblin, why would he attack the Big Man? Why attack OsCorp?

I've had "dealings" with the Big Man. But when I tried to extricate myself, I was threatened by his stooge.

Hammerhead.

Harry must have overheard. Under the influence of the Green, his subconscious created someone who could take the Big Man down. Now, as to why he attacked me...

Maybe I've got some anger issues.

I will not allow this. I'll say I was the Goblin. After all, I invented the Green. I'm the obvious suspect.

No. He needs you. And what good could you do him locked away for a crime you didn't commit?

Didn't I? This is all my fault. I drove Harry to ... I will get him help, I swear. If you'll let me.

If you turn him in, if the Big Man learns Harry was the Goblin, he wouldn't survive the night. Please. He's my only child.

[to himself] And my best friend. [to Osborn] The Goblin disappears. Forever. Leaving a mystery that never gets solved.

Thank you.

And why should I care what the Globe runs on its front page?

RRRobbie Robertson

Because their Spider-Man scoop, and Parker's pictures of it, slaughtered our space shuttle coverage at the newsstands.

The people have spoken. Get that traitor Parker in here and lock him to an exclusive deal. If they want Spider-Man, we'll give 'em Spider-Man. Here's tomorrow's front page headline: "Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?"

Boss, I'd like a word!

How 'bout "Scram"?! Or two words: "Scram, kid!" Or seventeen: "Get out of my office in two-point-three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"

[pauses for a moment; surprised] How did you count so – uh, never mind!

As I predicted, the web-head's turned out to be just another thug in a mask! Soon he'll be cut, jailed and run outta town!

[Brooding] How can he be jailed and run out of town?

GSCaptain George Stacy

He's too tall. This guy's a fraud.

Spider-Man is not a fraud. [whispering] Can't believe I just said that.

[sighs] Gotta love these lazy Saturday mornings. [Looks at clock. It's 12:16] ...Or...noons.... Ah, better get up. [gets up]

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