Spider-Man quotes from The Spectacular Spider-Man

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[Voiceover] Tell me there's somethin' better. Go ahead: try. How I Spent My Summer Vacation, by Peter Benjamin Parker… I can sum it up in one, glorious, hyphenated word: Spider-Man.

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[rushes forward using his powers] I could be in real trouble here. I'm not sure my spider powers can save me this time. [school bell rings] Ah… You know what, just once, I'd like to be early for school.

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Whoa, whoa, guys. I know it's not exactly a cure, but how about some chill pills?

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Now, if I were a 6'5 lizard instead of a 5'6 spider, where would I hide? [pauses while looking] Duh. Underground.

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Hey! Wall-crawling's my schtick. Hey, you start spinning a web and I'll sue.

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[While swinging around, talking on a cell phone] I so have to get me some hands-free!

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[to Sandman] Let me guess! You were on a reality show. Changing Faces, or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?

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Come on, Doc. You're a cephalopod, I'm an arthropod. Can't we just hug it out?

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[sighs] Gotta love these lazy Saturday mornings. [Looks at clock. It's 12:16] ...Or...noons.... Ah, better get up. [gets up]

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Robots! And to think I used to like them as a kid!

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[Referring to Molten Man] Is that an Oscar with my name on it? I was thinking Emmy, but spiders can't be choosers.

[As the Spider-Signal is being shown upon him, and his partner, O’Hirn had been captured] Oh no! Not again!

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Yep, again. What is this, Marko, like the third time this summer?

Aw, just wait until I get my hands on ya, ya skinny little creep!

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Okay, so now Marko, a new Spider-Signal, too much? It’s my first night tryin’ it out, and it screams “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man”! Be Brutal. I mean, as a man with a lot of experience getting thrashed by well, me, I really value your opinion.

Norman Osborn

What are you babbling about? Put me down!

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Dude, you are the bossiest damsel in distress I have EVER rescued. Also the ugliest, heaviest, and the first!

WHO ARE YOU?!

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Why, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, of course!

None of you get it! Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon! I'm… what'd you call me?

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Lightning-Butt?

No, not that!… Electro. Yeah… I'M ELECTRO!

You know it really ain't wise to make a dangerous man look foolish.

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You don't need my help for that. Look in a mirror, lately?