Green Goblin quotes from The Spectacular Spider-Man

Green Goblin

Oh, he swings through the air, dishing all kinds of fear! This daring Goblin on the big chandelier!

Green Goblin

Good news, lowlives! The city's gone green! Say hello to the new Big Man of Crime, the Green Goblin! [laughs] Of course, I can't abide divided loyalties. Show of hands! Who's still sweet on Tombstone? Hammerhead? Silvermane? [sits next to one goon at the bar] Oh, don't tell me you like the Master Planner and his wonderful personality! [the goon tries to punch him, but he catches it and imitates a buzzer] EHHH! Wrong answer! [tosses him aside and casually takes a drink]

Green Goblin

Tonight, you're in a particularly un-friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man

Hey, did I mess up your costume? Leave off the threads, Emerald Elf, and that's an order!

Green Goblin

Ah, but the Green Goblin doesn't take orders from insects. The Green Goblin swats them into oblivion!

Spider-Man

Now, see, that's a common misconception. Spiders are actually arachnids--

Spider-Man

Uh-oh!

Get the freak!

I mean... get the freak whatever he wants!

Green Goblin

All I want is your undying loyalty. Or, the dying kind. The Green Goblin is nothing, if not flexible...

Green Goblin

Hello. Good evening! Bonsoir! I am the Green Goblin and I am looking for the Big Man!

Tombstone

I don't know who you are, but....

Green Goblin

Of course you don't! That's the point of the mask, genius!

Tombstone

What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?

Green Goblin

So the whole "wanting to destroy you and take over your empire" thing wasn't clear? Well, darn.

Spider-Man

Uh… yoo-hoo! Excuse me. Can I come in this way or do I have to break my own window?

Spider-Man!

Tombstone

Your timing is impeccable.

Spider-Man

So, your latest super-loser turned on you, huh, Toomie?

Tombstone

I don't know who he is... yet! But he's not in my employ.

Spider-Man

That's okay. I can always pretend he's yours while I trounce him. I'll still feel all warm inside.

Green Goblin

Hell-ooo! I'm in the room! Really, you're both too rude!

Spider-Man

Oh, where are my manners? Here you come to terrorize the Tombster and I don't even say thank you. My only excuse is that you're holding innocent people hostage! It's confusing to my poor spider-brain.

Green Goblin

Mmm, yes, quite the puzzler. But the Green Goblin has a solution: you and I join forces! Consider what we could accomplish by combining our powers! WE COULD RULE NEW YORK!

Spider-Man

Are we talking Manhattan, or all five? Nah, sorry. I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green. Or, you know, psychotic.

Green Goblin

[sighs] Oh well, your loss... of life!

Spider-Man

NOW what's so funny?

Green Goblin

Just a special fire and brimstone pumpkin I left behind, as a present for our "Mr. Lincoln." Any minute now, the creme de la creme of New York City is going to paint the town red! Well, the ballroom anyway.

Hammerhead

You think I'm afraid of a goofball dressed for Halloween? Don't respect what you don't fear, and there has only been one man that I have feared enough to respect.

Green Goblin

The Big Man, alias L. Thompson Lincoln. You see, I've peeked behind his mask...

Hammerhead

Lincoln is the mask! The real Big Man's Tombstone, 'cause that's all that's left after you cross him.

Green Goblin

In that case, then, a man in your position would surely have acquired... [extends tongue blade of glider towards Hammerhead's throat] life insurance.

Green Goblin

[While fighting with Spidey] We both want Tombstone out of the picture– [Gets elbowed in the face]

Spider-Man

For completely different reasons!

Green Goblin

Details, details. And speaking of details, I've got a jump-drive with enough incriminating evidence to put Tombstone down for good!

Spider-Man

Great! Fork it over, I'll turn you both in!

Green Goblin

Ah, ah, ah! I don't have it on me, but I will have it tonight!

Spider-Man

When tonight? Where?

Green Goblin

[to the camera] Anyone else getting déja vu? Oh, well! Let's run with it! [to Spidey] Believe me, you'll know.

Green Goblin

Why don't you just GIVE UP?!

Spider-Man

Because I know your secret! I know whose face is behind that mask!

Green Goblin

We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that is your face?

Spider-Man

I know you're Norman Osborn!

Green Goblin

[laughs] Am I?

Something wrong, son?

Spider-Man

Did you see the paper?! Tombstone made bail!

Lincoln may be free, but the world knows he's the Big Man. Sixteen different government agencies now have him under surveillance. His operation is crippled. We'll get him eventually.

Spider-Man

Oh... well, good.

Here's the real problem: you've created a power vacuum in the criminal universe. And nature abhors a vacuum.

Tombstone

Hammerhead never showed this kind of initiative. I should have known you were behind this.

Green Goblin

Guilty, guilty and oh so very guilty — of being the new Big Man of Crime! [laughs diabolically]

Green Goblin

Aww, what's wrong, Spider-Man? Off your game?!

Spider-Man

Nah, game's good, Gobs. Just getting acquainted with the rules.

Green Goblin

Rule One: Spidey must splat!

Spider-Man

Rule Two: Ignore Rule One! Rule Three: Make Gobby look goofy!