Peter Parker quotes from The Spectacular Spider-Man

Flash Thompson

Lucky you didn't try this with my girl, Parker. If your geek sweat got within one mile of Liz.

Peter Parker

Back off, Flash. I won't be your punching bag anymore. Things have changed.

Peter Parker

Aunt May needs my help. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Gwen Stacy

Oh, Pete, don't angst, okay? It'll come to you. [boards the bus]

Peter Parker

[holding up his arms towards the air] Well, I'm waiting! [a newspaper hits his face, with Spider-Man on the front page. Peter knows what he has to do] I gotta admit… The girl knows her stuff.

J. Jonah Jameson

Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee, I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!

Peter Parker

M-Me?

J. Jonah Jameson

Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!

You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.

Peter Parker

Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.

J. Jonah Jameson

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Peter Parker

A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers…

J. Jonah Jameson

What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN! [to Robbie] Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?

J. Jonah Jameson

Did a caveman proof-read this piece?! Where's my sport's editor?! I want him in my office in fourteen seconds! AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!

Peter Parker

Um, sir? I'm Peter–

J. Jonah Jameson

I know who you are! You're the know-nothing that wasted forty-one seconds of my time the other day! Well, I haven't got another forty-one to spare! [Pushes Peter into the elevator]

Peter Parker

But, but– [Elevator door closes in his face]

J. Jonah Jameson

Brilliant comeback, kid! Now, where's that Parker guy?! I e-mailed him seventy-six minutes ago! WON'T ANYONE GET ME MY COFFEE?!

Coffee, decaf. [hands mug to Jameson] It's only been twenty minutes and I'm pretty sure you just kicked Peter Parker out.

J. Jonah Jameson

Well, don't just stand there! Get him back!

Gwen Stacy

Say, aren't you football star Peter Parker? How come you aren't hanging with your new friends?

Peter Parker

'Cause I like my old friends. Look, I know you think that I've been acting like a jerk. I put taking photos for the Bugle before more important things, but I promise it won't happen again. So can you forgive me already?

Gwen Stacy

You're forgiven. It would take too long to train anyone else.

Peter Parker

[voice over] Hey, if I wanted all the glory, I wouldn't wear a mask. So Harry gets his dream, and I watch from the sidelines.

Gwen Stacy

[comes from behind] Ice cream?

Peter Parker

But of course, that has its benefits too. [Gwen and Peter sit down together, eating the ice cream]

Peter Parker

You mean… you're Mary Jane Watson?

Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

Peter Parker

Boss, I'd like a word!

J. Jonah Jameson

How 'bout "Scram"?! Or two words: "Scram, kid!" Or seventeen: "Get out of my office in two-point-three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"

Peter Parker

[pauses for a moment; surprised] How did you count so – uh, never mind!

J. Jonah Jameson

As I predicted, the web-head's turned out to be just another thug in a mask! Soon he'll be cut, jailed and run outta town!

Peter Parker

[Brooding] How can he be jailed and run out of town?

Brock

Yo, bro. [Grabs Peter's black shirt] You cost me my job!

Peter

[Enraged] SHUT IT! [Slams Eddie against the wall in far more rage, violence, and aggressiveness than before] We're tired of your whining.

[Approaches Peter and Eddie] Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's this now?

Peter

[Shoves Eddie away] Shove off, Brock– [Eddie falls to the floor] –permanently.

Peter Parker

[Approaches Liz and Mary Jane] Liz! I heard about Mark at the Bugle–

[Angrily and tearfully] Perfect! Take all the pictures you want!

Peter Parker

That's not why I'm here.