Livin' on the edge,
fighting crime, spinning webs
Swinging from the highest ledge,
he can leap above our heads
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Villains on the rise,
and the city's victimized
Looking up with no surprise,
arriving in the speed of time
Spectacular, Spectacular
(Spider-Man!)
Spectacular, Spectacular
(Spider-Man!)
Spectacular...
Crawling through the night,
Facing evil with his might
He's a hero in our eyes,
See the headlines every time
Making villains fall,
webbing rivals to a halt
Racing up and down the walls,
bringing justice to us all
— Theme song by The Tender Box, (Sony Pictures Television Inc., 2008)
[Voiceover] Tell me there's somethin' better. Go ahead: try. How I Spent My Summer Vacation, by Peter Benjamin Parker… I can sum it up in one, glorious, hyphenated word: Spider-Man.
FMFlint Marko
[As the Spider-Signal is being shown upon him, and his partner, O’Hirn had been captured] Oh no! Not again!
Yep, again. What is this, Marko, like the third time this summer?
OO’Hirn
Aw, just wait until I get my hands on ya, ya skinny little creep!
[Spider-Man leaps down and begins fighting with Marko]
Okay, so now Marko, a new Spider-Signal, too much? It’s my first night tryin’ it out, and it screams “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man”! Be Brutal. I mean, as a man with a lot of experience getting thrashed by well, me, I really value your opinion.
ATAdrian Toomes
I blame you for this! You told me to bring my Magnetic Air Transport System to OsCorp.
I know…
ATAdrian Toomes
You arranged the meeting with Norman Osborn!
And I had the best intention.
ATAdrian Toomes
He studied my ideas and rejected them! Then announces OsCorp Tech-Flight four months later!
[pleading] I am sorry, Adrian...
Don't you dare apologize, doctor. OsCorp has nothing to apologize for.
ATAdrian Toomes
Nothing to-? Osborn, you stole my work!
That's dangerous talk, Mr. Toomes. Dangerous and unsupportable. Listen, you old buzzard, you've been at this for decades without one success to your name. If you never accomplished anything as a young man, who'd believe you created Tech-Flight as an old one? Boys, show Mr. Toomes out.
ATAdrian Toomes
[to Octavius] Good news, I don't blame you anymore.
Lucky you didn't try this with my girl, Parker. If your geek sweat got within one mile of Liz.
Back off, Flash. I won't be your punching bag anymore. Things have changed.
Enforcers all present and accounted for, boss.
?"Big Man"
Thank you, Hammerhead. Gentlemen, I'll get right to the point. For the last four months, a pest has plagued our operations. At first, I could hardly credit the reports.
Thought the boys were trying to stiff us. Had to get a little rough to make sure they was *sincere*.
?"Big Man"
Establishing patterns of movement took all summer. But last night, we had confirmation. The "Spider-Man" is real.
MMontana
And you want the Enforcers to wrangle up this here spider?
?"Big Man"
No, Montana. I want you to squash it.
ATAdrian Toomes
Tell the truth, Osborn. Can your Tech-Flight do this?
[Vulture flies between buildings and straight up one at remarkable speeds]
Toomes?
ATAdrian Toomes
Not Toomes, now. I'm what you called me. I'm the Vulture!
I called you a buzzard!
VVulture
What?
You can't even get the name right.
What are you babbling about? Put me down!
Dude, you are the bossiest damsel in distress I have EVER rescued. Also the ugliest, heaviest, and the first!
NONorman Osborn and Vulture
WHO ARE YOU?!
Why, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, of course!
Aunt May needs my help. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Oh, Pete, don't angst, okay? It'll come to you. [boards the bus]
[holding up his arms towards the air] Well, I'm waiting! [a newspaper hits his face, with Spider-Man on the front page. Peter knows what he has to do] I gotta admit… The girl knows her stuff.
Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee, I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!
M-Me?
Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!
BBBetty Brant
You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.
Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers…
What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN! [to Robbie] Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?
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