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The Spectacular Spider-Man · Season 1, Episode 15

J. Jonah Jameson, Peter Parker and others in “Unfinished Business”

Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee, I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!

M-Me?

Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!

BBBetty Brant

You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.

Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers…

What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN! [to Robbie] Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?

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