Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee, I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!
M-Me?
Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!
You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.
Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers…
What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN! [to Robbie] Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?
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