Rhino quotes from The Spectacular Spider-Man

Norman Osborn

Better finish it, Otto. You owe me a success. No more flukes like the Sandman. I need super-mercenaries I can mass-produce, no matter how many thugs we have to go through — or how many doctors.

Hammerhead

What's with the jungle look?

Otto Octavius

Ah, the animal kingdom. Offers many useful ideas. That armour is a part of him now - a thick, impenetrable hide. The extras up top there provide offensive capabilities, making him unstoppable.

Norman Osborn

The good doctor has his quirks, but this approaches competence. Your Mr. Lincoln will be pleased.

Hammerhead

Ixnay! We don't ever use the "L" word. Call him "the Big Man."

Rhino

What's goin' on...?

Hammerhead

Mind your own business, O'Hirn!

Rhino

Right. My business. Better get to it, then! [breaks free and charges outside] 'Cause the Rhino don't wanna keep Spider-Man waitin'!

Rhino

What do you think? I'm stupid?

Spider-Man

Well, you are dressed stupid.

Spider-Man

Come one, come all! Before your very eyes, the world's largest dehydrated turtle!

Rhino

[wearily] I swear I'm gonna crush you... promised Big Man I'd crush you… crush you… crush you… crush you…

Spider-Man

Are we losing it a bit, Alexander?

Rhino

Only Mama calls me Alexander… you're not my Mama! Not my Mama… Mama…

Spider-Man

Yes, I think we are.

Rhino

[half unconscious] Mama… do I have to go to school?

Spider-Man

So, Alexander, tell Mama… who's the Big Man?

Rhino

Ixnay… we don't ever use the "B" word… call him… "Mr. Lincoln"…

Doctor Octopus

Rhino, you won the coin toss. Will you crush his skull or simply impale his heart on your horn?

Rhino

Ooh, impale... impale sounds good!

Spider-Man

Whoa, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?

Rhino

You!

Spider-Man

I win me? That makes no sense.

Spider-Man

So, needle-nose, just to be clear: you want to destroy the specs too?

Rhino

Yeah. I don't need no competition!

Spider-Man

[sighs] I know I'll regret this, but... you wanna partner up to destroy it?

Rhino

[laughs uproariously for a moment] Okay. But first, we get 'em down here. [charges into a pillar, causing Hammerhead to fall down from the floor above]

Spider-Man

Not big on "subtle", huh?

Spider-Man

Ow, they really have issues.

Rhino

Yeah. Wanna get in there?

Spider-Man

Hey, I'm a professional pest. [Rhino throws him at them]