Tony, guess what we found in the bottom of the Christmas box.
Santa Outfit.
You guessed.
Burn the fuckin' thing.
This is the first Christmas in history I remember him not bein' Santa.
Ahh... Big Pussy.
We were talkin' the other day about that fat piece o' shit. When he got back from Boca in Christmas in '95, how he wasn't himself.
What happened to uh... not wastin' your breath on the cocksucker?
Two faced fuck. To sell out your friends and save your own ass. It's despicable. That's one ride I would've loved ta been along on.
Yeah... me too.
Enough o' this shit. Put up the fuckin' decorations.
Well we still gotta find somebody ta play Santa.
[Everyone stares at Tony]
The fuck outta here.
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