Annie and Sally in “Chocolate Box”

Something might come in the final post.

God, I hope so.

You've already had a card.

I meant for you! I'm sick to death of you droning on.

It's alright for Mrs Smugs. She's already had a card, she's sorted. Some of us would like to feel loved!

Yeah, if you think a card from some wanker in accounts, telling me, in way too explicit detail, what he'd like to get up to with me and Beyoncé makes me feel loved, then you, missus, have got another thing coming.

I'd have been delighted to get a card like that...