[At home, Homer and Marge scold Bart for defacing library books]
Thanks to your little prank, 25 library books were ruined. Haven't we told you that books are precious?
I'm afraid to count how many times I've said that.
No, you weren't even there. I was just trying to make it fun for the kid. You never take my side.
Side? Get a load of this kid with a side. [Yells at Bart] How dare you defend yourself? You are the destroyer!
Yes, that's it. The destroyer. You ruin everything, even our holiday picture. [Shows Bart their holiday picture]
There's no such thing as Christmas fangs! I had to wear a scarf to midnight mass.
I don't have a moment when I'm not worried about what you'll do next. [Loses her breath] I can't... I ju... I can't...
Babe, babe, tag me in. I can take him. [Marge tags Homer, and he leaps over the bed] Destroyer. Our house is filled with unexploded pranks. Any toilet seat could be covered in superglue.
[enters the bedroom, carrying a glass of hot dog water] Bart put hot dog water in the ice maker. He's the destroyer!
I just told him that.
Good. [puts the glass on the floor]
[SHL licks the glass]
Ten years as your father has left me empty. Like an orange soda bottle at a picnic sticky and covered with dying bees! I'm just... I c-- I can't...
Babe, babe. [Homer tags Marge and collapses]
Okay, punishments. What's your least favorite vegetable?
Swiss chard. [gasps]
You're looking at a whole lot of swiss chard sandwiches, buster.
[gets up on his feet] And you're never allowed to read a book again!
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