Ooh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks.
Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could.
[a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]
I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing!
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