[After seeing Bart locking a door.] Bart, what are you doing?
Taking over the school. With all the kids inside.
What?! I'm telling mom!
Great, you can call her from the closet phone. [Locks Lisa in the closet.]
[offscreen] Hello, mom? You won't believe what Bart's doing.
There really is a phone in there? [Bart opens the closet door, revealing that Lisa was faking. Lisa sticks her tongue at Bart. Bart locks the closet again.] So immature.
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