Superintendant Chalmers, Principal Skinner and others in “Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts”

I'd say you're dumb as a post, but at least you can put a sign on a post that says, "Fresh strawberries-- one mile." You are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit.

[quietly] I'll have you know I'm lop-shouldered.

Chalmers

I'm sorry, what did you say?

[angry] I said, I'm lop-shouldered...and I have been since I was hung by my armpits in a North Vietnamese prison!

Chalmers

[shocked by the outburst] I... I didn't know that.

Oh, the list of things you don't know could fill a week's worth of morning announcements, with enough left over for a send-home flyer!

Chalmers

There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

If you think it's so easy to handle Bart Simpson, why don't you do it yourself?! [The rest of the teaching staff cheers]