Lisa, Marge and others in “Lost Verizon”

Lisa

[seeing what her parents are up to] Tracking software? [gasps] You're spying on Bart!

Marge

Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.

[Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement] That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. [Laughs] Soon, you'll be mine.

[observing Moe via spy camera] Keep talking, creepo.

Every word buys you a year in the slammer.