Ralph can't be President! He's the dumbest person in the slowest reading group!
Lisa, being President is easy! You just point the Army and shoot!
And Ralph is only eight years old! It says in the Constitution you have to be 35!
The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the PATRIOT Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.
[mockingly] Ooh, the PATRIOT Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to? [High-fives Bart.]
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