[Flashback sequence of Chief Wiggum coming into the house.]
[to Homer] What's goin' on here, Simpson? Am I gonna need the zip strips?
Everything's fine, cupcakes and sprinkles.
Oh, really? Then how did you get that? [Points to Marge's black-eye. Speaks to Homer:] What gives, Simpson? Givin' your wife an Irish kiss?
[off-screen] No, I swear!
It was my fault, I..... I walked into a door.
Walked into a door? That is the lamest excuse I've ever... [Accidentally smacks into the door on his way out.] All right, door. You're comin' downtown. [Cuffs himself to the door.]
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