Homer and Bart in “We're on the Road to D'ohwhere”

Homer

Boy, push down on the bumper! Then I can back the car up and save myself!

Bart

[suspicious] If I save you, what are you going to do to me?

Homer

[calmly] Shower you with love, because this experience has taught me just how precious you are! [Bart pushes down on the bumper, at which point Homer goes berserk] I'll kill you, I'll kill your whole family!

Homer

[calmly] Kidding! I'm kidding! We can do that, we have a special friendship!

Homer

[angry] I'm gonna double-kill you! Then I'm gonna bury you in a shallow grave! Then I'm gonna dig you up and kill you again: that's the beauty of a shallow grave!

Homer

[calm] Oh you sweet little angel! I'm gonna...

Homer

[angry]...rip your head off and spit down...

Homer

[calm]...your adorable little neck because I...

Homer

[angry]...wanna smash your stupid little head!

Homer

[calm] Oh but I love you! We'll go on a fishing trip...

Homer

[angry] But first I'm gonna put you in a sawmill! Then push your little face down, that's what I'm gonna do!