[Homer briefly stops at the Mount Rushmore, just shrugs his shoulders, says "Eh" and drives on]
Come on, Dad, we've got a long way to go, you can't stay mad at me the whole time!
Boy, if you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd clean up your act!
Well, maybe pulling pranks is the only thing I'm good at.
Well, at least you have something you're good at. I'm 38 years old, driving a crappy car, with a son who doesn't respect me, and I'm one Snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes! Mmmm... Snickers pie... [salivating]
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