[While they ride to Canada] Homer! Tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
I was just telling him how brave he is to worship a false god.
I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Ned pinches him] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
Well, where's your super team now?
Listen, you two! I'll tell you who the true God is if you're both quiet the rest of the trip!
[simultaneously]
But the infinite...
But the Bible says...
All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
Save me, Shiva!
Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
Why don't you shut up?!
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