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The Simpsons · Season 16

Homer and Border Patrol in “Midnight Rx”

[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]

Homer

[To border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.

BPBorder Patrol

Splendid! Welcome to Canada!

Homer

D'oh!

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