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S15 E5

The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 5

Bart, Lisa and others in “The Fat and the Furriest”

[Homer has been making something with the "Kitchen Carnival" overnight]

Bart

[to Lisa] I'm gonna pour caramel on my clothes, and then finally I can eat my shorts!

[They both yell in shock as they see Homer with a truly massive ball of caramel-covered cotton candy]

Lisa

What is that?!

Homer

[proudly] This is 85 pounds of tooth-melting sugar! Dig in!

[Bart and Lisa immediately do so]

Homer

That's it, kids, suckle Daddy's sugar ball.

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