[After developing a fear of bears, Homer gets scared by a teddy bear and knocks down a bookshelf; the books fall all over him, and he looks through their front covers]
[scared] The Bear Went Over the Mountain?! The Berenstain Bears?! [relaxing] Oh, Goldilocks... [scared again] AND THE THREE BEARS!
[He flees into the kitchen, sliding across the table and finding himself faced with bear-themed groceries]
Oh god, they're in our food! Teddy Grahams! Gummy bears!
[He hallucinates Winnie-the-Pooh, Paddington Bear, Smokey Bear, the Chicago Bears and others marching towards him, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"]
Are you a Care Bear?
[wielding a crowbar] I'm an Intensive Care Bear.
Why does a bear need a crowbar?
[shrugs] Eh, I don't like to get my hands dirty.
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