The shaking's so bad, all my omelettes have become frittatas.
CHCongressman Horace Wilcox
That's the saddest story I've heard in my 75 years of public office. It makes my blood boil, and my left arm feel numb. Also I taste copper. [groans and collapses from a heart attack]
Quick! Someone perform CPR!
[singing] I see bad moon rising...
That's CCR.
Uh, [singing] looks like we're in for nasty weather...
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