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The Simpsons · Season 14

Krusty and Mr. Burns in “Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington”

Krusty

Just one thing, are you guys good at covering youthful and middle aged indiscretions?

Mr. Burns

Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?

Krusty

Russian hooker, you tell me.

Mr. Burns

Oh, no problem. We'll say you were on a fact-finding mission!

Krusty

I did find out one fact; she was a guy!

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