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The Simpsons · Season 14

Marge, Airport official and others in “Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington”

Look, can you please just tell us why you changed the flightpaths?

AOAirport official

Uh, look, they were changed because a disturbed local wildlife and their mating rituals.

[Cut to Ye Old Off-Ramp Inn, where Mayor Quimby is heard inside having sex]

Vote Quimby, vote Quimby, vote Quimby, vote Quimby! Ohh... [inside] Without those noisy planes, I can finally hear my kitten purr.

WWoman

[in a high-pitched, screechy voice] Thanks a million, Joe. You're the swellest!

[shocked] That's your voice?! Now I regret building you that opera house!

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