[Homer and Bart try to unstick a drawer in the living room stand with a firework]
Homer, what are you doing?
Listen, do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
Well, like all Americans, fast, but--
[lights the fuse] Clear!
[The firework explodes, knocking the drawer out and leaving blast marks, and Marge finds that she CAN slide it easily now]
You can't argue with results!
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