[Homer tries to call Animal Control but gets a special information tone]
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Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please make sure you have the correct area code.
Area code? But it's a local call!
The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. Half the town keeps the old 6-3-6 area code, and our half gets 9-3-9.
9-3-9!? What the hell is that!!?? Oh, my life is ruined!
Geez, you just have to remember three extra numbers.
Oh, if only it were that easy Marge.
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