C'mon, Lis, there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out.
Well, according to whatbadgerseat.com, badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots.
[hunts through the kitchen cabinets] Hmm, stoats... stoats ...
Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
Then what's this? [triumphantly holds up a can]
That says corn, Bart.
Must you embarrass me?
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